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[lemon]

just 2 share some cold jokes here...i always told my frens..some of them really hahaha ;D...but some guys feel reall cold n giv me a weird smile
hope u guys enjoy...mayb u got heard it b4

1.a mouse which holding a butter in its mouth is running very fast...it run n run n run until it reach the top of a 10storey building..then it throw the butter down...y??
guess 1st..remember..the answer is cold..hoho ;D

2.there is a hole(i mean gua) n there is a bat hanging on the wall...suddenly a photographer rush in n open the camera light..kichak!he takes the picture of the bat...then tat bat fall down n die...y??
the answer is not about the light... ::)think..

dingding!!tis the answer..1.bcoz the mouse want 2 c 'butterfly'!!hoho..cold?
2.bcoz tat bat want 2 posing...so it fell down lor..

pleaz share if u got cold jokes!! ;D

[1+2=3]

=.='''

2nd 1 is vr cold..

[bluey]

lolx....i love cold jokes...i got 1 to tell also....mayb some of u heard it b4...veli veli cold....

1. 1 cat chasing a mouse....y de cat cant catch de mouse??
2. when 1 auntie see de mouse...y she die??
3. den de mouse decide to hide n de fridge....y de cat can find him??



answer :
1. bcoz de mouse is riding on a bike....so de cat cant catch him....=.=''
2. bcoz she saw a mouse riding on a bike....
3. bcoz de mouse's bike park outside de fridge....

[Smurfy]

Got!

here:

mi2daniel.proboards70.com/index.cgi?board=bng&action=display&thread=1130856394

;D

[iivy]

cold~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
snow falling la.. cuz xmzs day..
wahhaha

[foreverdaniel]

cold jokes....

Teng,Bluey and MIchelle went to My KTV at MV,Teng wanted to sing but she cant sing..why..??

Coz the aircond is so cold and Teng wrap herself up like Eskimo ppl

(based on true story tat Hapen on 25.12.2005)

Lame~

[bluey]

michelle.......lame la~~~~~her 'ah chew'(sneeze) also cute...lolx

[foreverdaniel]

Yeala..her "ah Chew"..duno why so fake..wanna luff d

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bluey said:

lolx....i love cold jokes...i got 1 to tell also....mayb some of u heard it b4...veli veli cold....

1. 1 cat chasing a mouse....y de cat cant catch de mouse??
2. when 1 auntie see de mouse...y she die??
3. den de mouse decide to hide n de fridge....y de cat can find him??



answer :
1. bcoz de mouse is riding on a bike....so de cat cant catch him....=.=''
2. bcoz she saw a mouse riding on a bike....
3. bcoz de mouse's bike park outside de fridge....

this 1 heard b4 but is ant and a boy want

[-Lilbrat-]

lame jokesXDreally cold=.=

[bluey]

hey...u guys read YGenaration december issue not??de cold jokes from chen wei chuan is really funny....

[hling]

bluey said:

hey...u guys read YGenaration december issue not??de cold jokes from chen wei chuan is really funny....

haha..yea..i read that one also... ;D