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Post by idolhunter on Nov 1, 2005 22:46:34 GMT 8
Dear Fans,
After a boring or tiring day..... jokes are the best therapy to refill... ;D
Please keep the jokes clean or we will delete it...
Thanks
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Post by idolhunter on Nov 1, 2005 22:48:09 GMT 8
Why French likes to eat snails??? >> .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. becos they don't like "fast foods" ;D
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Post by shinghui on Nov 1, 2005 23:21:47 GMT 8
why turtle wans to cross the road > > > > > > because they wan to reach shell station
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Post by teng on Nov 2, 2005 0:11:24 GMT 8
what animal is brown and selfish ? > > > > > > > > > > horse reason : when it runs the sound will b like ; kke-de-kut , ke-de-kut .
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Post by . x . Y u m i . x . on Nov 2, 2005 3:59:03 GMT 8
teng i like urs.. so cute... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ieni on Nov 2, 2005 4:46:40 GMT 8
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. And that chicken didn't just cross one of these new-fangled roads either, noo…that chicken crossed uphill, both ways.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book.
YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
DARTH VADER: Chicken, I am your father.
NEWTON: A chicken at rest remains at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
SHERLOCK HOLMES: It was not merely that the chicken crossed the road, Watson, but that the three Russian midgets and the Italian oboe player did not also cross.
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmmm, chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
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Post by teng on Nov 2, 2005 13:17:10 GMT 8
haha . thanx yumi . ;D ;D another one . Little Johnny's Halloween Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No, said Johnny, but he minded his own business." p/s might not be so funny . >_<
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Post by yume on Nov 2, 2005 13:27:16 GMT 8
Nice jokes... ;D
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Post by eemun on Nov 2, 2005 14:37:06 GMT 8
can i share some malay lame jokes? Lawak1 Satu pagi di stesen ketapi, ada satu makcik tu dia tanya petugas kaunter... Makcik : Anak, keretapi sampai jam berapa?? Petugas kaunter: Jam 2 Kedah, jam 5 Kelantan, jam 1 Penang, jam 7 Gemas. Makcik nak pergi mana?? Makcik : Makcik nak melintas aja. Lawak 2 Bangla dan rakannya sedang berbual Bangla : Esok saya nak balik bangladesh, isteri saya mengandung 3 bulan. Rakan : Wah mesti awak gembira Bangla : Sudah tentu, sudah 3 tahun saya tak balik! Rakan : ?? Lawak 3 Di sekolah tabika. Cikgu : Amri, awak ada berapa beradik? Amri : Tiga, cikgu Cikgu : Awak yg paling tua? Amri : Tak. Atuk saya.... Lawak 5 Sorang nurse di hospital sakit jiwa nampak sorang pesakit sedang tulis surat. Nurse : Ko tulis surat kt sapa? Gila : Aku tulis surat untuk diri aku sendiri" Nurse : Jadi.. apa yang ko tulis? Gila : Mana aku tau? Esok pagi bila posmen hantar, baru la aku boleh baca. Lawak 6 Ada seorang pemuda ke kedai mamak dia hanya ada 70 sen semasa itu. Pemuda : Mamak berapa harga teh panas dengan sejuk? Mamak : Panas 70 sen sejuk RM1.20. Pemuda :! Bagi teh panas 1. Sampai je teh tersebut pemuda itu terus minum. Mamak : Kenapa awak minum cepat sangat? Pemuda : Kalau saya tunggu lama2 nanti sejuk tak fasal2 saya kena bayar RM1.20.
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Post by teng on Nov 2, 2005 15:49:43 GMT 8
eemun ur jokes very cute . but i dont understand the bangla one ..
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Post by fiona` on Nov 2, 2005 16:05:28 GMT 8
for the bangla one, i think it means his wife is 3months pregnant, but then again, it has been 3 years since he last went back to see his wife. that means, the baby isn't his think so:P
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Post by agentpink on Nov 2, 2005 16:29:16 GMT 8
hahahaha....all so funny....hahahahahah..i go korek my own one..wait...
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Post by shinghui on Nov 2, 2005 18:05:18 GMT 8
can i post 1?
lol.. Mlm 1: nenek pakai baju nipis Atuk terkejut! Mlm 2 : nenek pakai miniskirt. Atuk selamba saja. Mlm 3: nenek bogel.Atuk pun kata "APA PAKAI BAJU KEDUT KEDUT! PERGI SETERIKA!"
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Post by agentpink on Nov 2, 2005 18:16:29 GMT 8
hahaha
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Post by teng on Nov 2, 2005 20:45:30 GMT 8
shinghui urs is very cute . hahha !
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