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Post by Maxine on Nov 5, 2005 20:56:51 GMT 8
You are trapped in a room... the door is stuck... u cant get out.... and water is flowing continuously from a tap... flooding the room slowly... there is a rope , a needle , a thread , a screwdriver , some screws.... How are u going to save urself from being drowned eventually?
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Ans: CLOSE THE TAP ;D ;D
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Post by Maxine on Nov 5, 2005 21:00:57 GMT 8
wat word starts with E ends with E and has only one letter?
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answer: envelope...
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Post by genie on Nov 6, 2005 13:58:35 GMT 8
1. pronounciation have u ever wonder how malaysians pronounce certain names, take for example. John Travolta -->John telah botak??(a psychic prediction??) Peter Stuyvesant--> Peter style bosan??(hidden meaning to reflect its true nature??) Arnold Schwarzenneger--> Arnold susah nak eja.....
2. train Lady: is this my train? station master: no, it belongs to the railway company. Lady: dun try to be funny. i mean to ask if i can take this train to Kuala Lumpur? station master:no madam, i'm afraid it's too heavy....
3. perlawanan (c for cikgu and p for pelajar) c: hari ini kita akan belajar perkataan berlawan. cikgu nak uji kebijaksanaan kamu p: baik, cikgu!! c: pandai! p: bodoh! c: cepat! p: lambat! c: api! p: air! c: cantik! p: hodoh! c: OKlah. sampai di sini saja. p: KO kah? belum sampai di sana bah! c: sudah! p: belum! c: cikgu dah HOT ni! p: pelajar belum COOL tu! c: kamu ada otak kah? p: kami tiada punggung lah.....
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Post by eemun on Nov 6, 2005 14:12:26 GMT 8
eemun ur jokes very cute . but i dont understand the bangla one .. bangla : im so happy, im going back to hometown soon, my wife in hometown pregnant 3 months already ... friend : wahh ... sure u feel very happy yea? bangla : of coz la ... i 3 years din return to hometown dee ... (how can the wife pregnant since the husband hasn't gone back to hometown for 3 years?) ... lolz ...
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Post by sevelynn on Nov 6, 2005 14:55:48 GMT 8
I got this from my friend... quite stupid actually...
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen mcnuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,"was the reply. "So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six? "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the Lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had >scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her lst remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
Moral of the Story: Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
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Post by sevelynn on Nov 6, 2005 14:56:25 GMT 8
Haha, i like smurfy's and maxine's one... the indian movie and chinese movie is so true! Kakaka!
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Post by seening on Nov 6, 2005 16:53:34 GMT 8
smurfy , the chinese swordsman 1 is true .... hahahahahaha.... very funny la
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Post by seening on Nov 6, 2005 16:59:34 GMT 8
genie, urs also very funny la... i laugh until my mouth cant close liao cham la....
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Post by . x . Y u m i . x . on Nov 7, 2005 3:22:20 GMT 8
u guys got really good jokes here.. i'm LMAO now!! gosh!!!
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Post by Revolution on Nov 7, 2005 4:00:14 GMT 8
Hhahahahaha... Here is mine: How do you make an Indian lady explode? There are 2 ways indirectly:.... - - -- - - - - -- - >>>>1. Press the "Red Button" on her forehead!!! OR >>>>>>>>>>>2. Get her to eat ROTI BOM!!! this joke...is a lil...racist though
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Post by Smurfy on Nov 7, 2005 9:42:11 GMT 8
Hhahahahaha... Here is mine: How do you make an Indian lady explode? There are 2 ways indirectly:.... - - -- - - - - -- - >>>>1. Press the "Red Button" on her forehead!!! OR >>>>>>>>>>>2. Get her to eat ROTI BOM!!! this joke...is a lil...racist though
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Post by Jane on Nov 7, 2005 16:09:19 GMT 8
nvm ler...just a joke ! hehe
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Post by soursand on Nov 7, 2005 16:17:31 GMT 8
If, 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ... ... .. .. .. .. .. Ans : 5 = 1
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Post by Smurfy on Nov 7, 2005 16:31:11 GMT 8
If, 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ;D ;D ;D If want logic answer then i will answer 3125.
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Post by soursand on Nov 7, 2005 16:33:11 GMT 8
I got these from some forwarded e-mail... Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ;D
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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